Hardcore Toilet Paper

Does Wahbert need further proof that her life is surrounded by insanely trivial matters? This email came to all staff today:

Dear Office Worker

As some of you may have noticed we recently introduced new recycled toilet paper in line with JAIL BLOCK C's stance on sustainability and environmentally friendly initatives. However it has been brought to our attention that some of you are having difficulty with removing the empty rolls due to the hard core.

I would like to take this opportunity to acknowledge that your comments have been duly noted and as a result we are taking immediate action to resolve this situation. In the meantime we kindly ask for you patience with this matter (and discretion in finding a better stocked cubicle).

We apologise for any inconvenience (such as your not having any toilet paper to use after a Number Two, oopsie).

Sincerely,
The Office Administrator