Wahbert took a 60 cents postage stamp from the mail desk at work yesterday.*
At 12.50pm this afternoon, a firm wide email went out under the title "MISSING STAMP".
Wahbert thought to herself, wtf the bastards actually COUNT those things??!
Turns out the litigation lawyer was looking for his rubber chop (stamp, duh) for witnessing affidavits and statutory declarations.
Oh.
What guilty conscience???
* The book that changed Wahbert's life was Dogbert's seminal work 'How to Build a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies'.
Friday, February 24, 2012
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