Ha Ha No Say that again?

Do you know what's the unfunniest thing in the world? Having to explain a joke. Don't.

Remember that blasted performance review Wahbert had to do? Well, Wahbert decided to hell with it, we'll do it the Wahbert way. So it went something like this...

Managing Partner: In response to the question "Give reasons for any billing targets missed", you have put here "June only happens once a year". Why?

Because that's the only month I billed 200%. thAT's why. No... it's because my fingers just happened to hit on that EXACT combination of letters on the keyboard.

Managing Partner: In response to the question "Have you done anything special to improve your performance this year", you have answered "Yes, I got rid of friends". Why, how did you do that?

What, so you can stick it on a notice board and call it a guideline??

>o< (this is a red bowtie)

What evil twisted world would throw Wahbert's most obnoxious arrogant insufferable red bowtied client right back at her despite moving COUNTRIES? Just goes to show that you can run, but you can never hide... the bowtie will find you.

And he still pronounces "rare" as "leeeehhhh"