The Wahbert Petting Zoo

The Master of the Universe, otherwise known as the Managing Partner, has a thing which he calls "Managing by Walking Around".

Now, many people in the World of Wahbert live in small enclosures with a glass facade, much like those big aquariums, just without the decorative anemone.

Yesterday, the MP pottered up to the World of Wahbert for a look around. Unfortunately, it was the wrong time of the day and Wahbert was the only one awake. The MP stood outside the glass window and stared curiously at Wahbert for a few minutes. Wahbert immediately activated nature's best defense - her furniture-morphing cells. Disinterested, the MP surveyed his surroundings for a moment before departing to manage another department.

Wahbert is reminded of her visit to the zoo when she was little. At all the exciting animal exhibits, there would always only be just one animal that is awake during the day. Now Wahbert understands how self-conscious the poor beasties must have felt.

Metamorphoses

Wahbert is morphing into office furniture. Dressed in black and grey, Wahbert blends easily into her surroundings. As the last vestige of Wahbert's physical form is sapped away, Wahbert slowly disappears into the office chair.

so sleepy........ sigh

Did you ever think that Clinton might have sent Monica an email that goes something like this?

This is an email Wahbert received today:

Received on 04-10-2004, 11:52:40

To:
cc:
Subject: RE: Permanent CF

***********************
Your mail has been scanned by InterScan.
***********-***********

WAHBERT,
Pls come to my office to do what ever you want. I do not have that file
they refer to. I can bring you to MPK to request for the file.

Thanks & Best Regards,
LONELY.
YOU_SICKO SDN BHD
Tel : 603-XXXXXXXX
Fax : 603-XXXXXXXX
e-mail : LONELY@YOU_SICKO.com.my

Oh sorry, MR. LONELY, I'm not an INTERN!

Gorillas

Five strange creatures were discovered in the World of Wahbert on Friday. They have been identified as being four females and one singular male. Wahbert was immediately reminded of a small band of gorillas.

Later in the day, Wahbert stumbled upon the creatures' hideout. It appears that the creatures had taken over a remote part of the World. Wahbert approached slowly and attempted to make contact. The creatures appear unaccustomed to humans and began chattering rapidly among themselves in a language strangely similar to English.

Wahbert decided that the creatures were annoying and better left alone.

Dinner Etiquette

In remote parts of Japan, it is considered polite to burp after a meal.

In the World of Wahbert, it is acceptable to throw a flaming match into the lap of the person sitting across the table.

Wahbert learnt that it is bad for one's health to piss off a flame-thrower over dinner.