Do you know what's the unfunniest thing in the world? Having to explain a joke. Don't.
Remember that blasted performance review Wahbert had to do? Well, Wahbert decided to hell with it, we'll do it the Wahbert way. So it went something like this...
Managing Partner: In response to the question "Give reasons for any billing targets missed", you have put here "June only happens once a year". Why?
Because that's the only month I billed 200%. thAT's why. No... it's because my fingers just happened to hit on that EXACT combination of letters on the keyboard.
Managing Partner: In response to the question "Have you done anything special to improve your performance this year", you have answered "Yes, I got rid of friends". Why, how did you do that?
What, so you can stick it on a notice board and call it a guideline??
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Hehe..Isn't gainful employment just wonderful? You have 6 to 7 years of free reign and now you're right back in a brick shithouse, albeit a better one with Wallpaper endorsed furniture, and having a boss who was probably an ex Gestapo officer watching your every move like a hawk. Work aside, how are the other promising aspects of adulthood going?
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