Too many partners... too little clothes (Part 3)

To: S. Cout
cc: Wahbert
Subject: Re: URGENT

S. Cout,

Could you please clarify - When you say there were NO RED SPEEDOS IN SIGHT - are you saying that:

1) There were SPEEDOS but they were not RED

2) There was RED swimwear - but not SPEEDOS.

3) There may have in fact been RED SPEEDOS, but not within YOUR sight. If so please clarify whether or not you (i) averted your sight so as not to be struck blind (ii) did in fact keep a look out (iii) have possibly erased all memory of such RED SPEEDOS.

Really S. Cout, you must be more specific...

Regards,
Commander S