Valentines is for chipmunks

Conventionally, a guy might give a girl flowers or a box of chocolates as a token of affection. In the World of Wahbert, where office supplies are more coveted than long stemmed roses, a guy expresses his feelings by giving you work.

"Hi! I really like you. Here, have a file! You can put it in your name!"
"A file? For me?? How thoughtful!"

Bah.
Wahbert says, A file by any other name is just as thick.